Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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