I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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