similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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