So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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