I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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