Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
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