JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Randomize