with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
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