i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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