I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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