another moral hangover. fuck.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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