Are we in a gay sports bar?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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