i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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