P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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