I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
the gays at disneyland are vicious
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Randomize