Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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