How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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