My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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