Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Even my vagina gasped.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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