dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
