Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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