i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
