4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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