RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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