shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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