the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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