I CAN MOONWALK!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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