3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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