Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
operation harelip BJ is a go
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
should my penis look like a turkey
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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