youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
The ass gains better be worth it
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