Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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