i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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