Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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