I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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