You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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