If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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