woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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