..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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