you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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