Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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