it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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