Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
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woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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