I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
tell me about the fingering
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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