Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
they need to just BURY HIM!
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I came so hard my ears popped.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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