That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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