I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Randomize
