He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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