all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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