Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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