we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Green mimosas i think yes
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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