out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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