it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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