He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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