Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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