This is not my ceiling
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
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