about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
worst night to have a conscience
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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