if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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