I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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